Friday, February 09, 2007

The Adventures of Phoebe-Zeitgeist. (or): Who wouldn't loved to have been Michael O'Donoghue?


It was Norman Mailer who first posited the novel as "The Great Bitch."

The Great Bitch , La Belle Damme Sans Merci, that unattainable Helen of Troy that gets you just about there, but not all the way, and leaves you howling at the moon, sometimes for years. You go to pursue. You scheme. You plan. To no avail. You will never be with her.

I do feel that I have been chasing The Great Bitch all these years with the feeling that I was the only guy in town who couldn't get laid in a Ho-house.

Now Mailer is an experienced enough artist to tell the novice writer that getting laid is not really the the point, it's producing the book about almost being laid, as in the original version of John Fowles masterpiece, "The Magus" At least that's what I got out of Mailer's "An American Dream," for all its gaucheries and crudities.( Not to say, ever, that Mailer is gauche or crude, it's just that the embittered PI in the piece seemed gauche and crude.A real asshole).

And violent. Treated women like the Russian whoremasters of all the 'Stans today.

Dissolve to:

Just last year. A song: James Blunt, in his rather arresting falsetto:" I saw your face in a crowded place, and I don't know what to do...

"You're beautiful! You're beautiful to me.
But it's time to face the truth.
I will never be with you."

Cut to:

Old Ivan, straddling three generations, and yet, still, somehow in love. With the Great Bitch, the Great Unnatainable. Again and again. Was it the woman or the unattainable novel that I sought?

I was starting to get reruns of my life.

The quest started in the late Sixties, A comic book collaboration between geniuses Michael O'Donoghue and Robert Springer, "The Adventures of Phoebe-Zeitgeist", a gorgeous drop-dead Moonbeam McSwine, almost out of old All Capp, perhaps, but nothing McSwinish about Phoebe- Zeitgeist. She is beautiful, especially when drawn nude and in extremely stressful situations.

She is a Serbian debutante, an aristocrat, really--I don't want to mention Mila Mulroney in the same breath, but as gorgeous as Mila Mulroney anyway, but younger, and very, very sexy, in no matter what scene, what level of chains and degredation.

Phoebe-Zeitgeist, the belle of any ambassadorial ball, is suddenly kidnapped and captured by a series of bizarre characters, such as crazed Eskimos, Nazis, Communist Russians, Chinese foot fetishists and lesbian assassins.
She does have a hard time of all this.
She is variously rescued, recaptured and rescued again. How I would have loved to have rescued Phoebe from the clutches of those evil Red Chinese, Russian Communists and all the assorted rejects of Katmandu.

I was fresh out of liberal arts school, still high on old Hege;'s notions on the Zeitgeist, the spirit of the age, that old German shepherd seeming more abreast of the times even today, than he was during Bismarck's reign, where a united Germany seemed to be the actual zeitgeist. And Hegel had all the brains. (Of course, right now America seems to have it all. But brains?
Bob Dylan: Don't let Henry Kissinger tie you in a knot...When you gonna wake up?).

But cut to the chase: I was just out of the liberal Arts school, a former army guy, like James Blunt, guitar handy, sitting in front of a radar console to look for Russians, a real Norman Mailercharacter, inspired by the best art of my time, like Howl, by Allen Ginsburg, Advertisments for Myself by Norman Mailer, Jack Kerouac and, especially Michael O'Donoghue. His was the "Mr. Bill", plasticine puppet on Saturday Night Live, always being dismembered by some sadistic ogre-puppet.("Oh, Oh, no! Ooooh!)

I was half in love and on the way to writing a beautiful novel about Toronto, and if not that, at least meet my personal Phoebe-Zeitgeist.

A naked woman in chains, political correctness be damned,was a huge turn- on for a young horny fool who wanted to write.

I had to be as good as Micheal O'Donoghue. I had to find a love object as beautiful as Phoebe-Zeitgeist.

Three novels later, I found myself in the unenviable position of an old balding guy in love with a woman out of an erotic coming book, the very epitome of some pimply guy with a guttering candle stuck his head, looking for Paris Hilton.

Always the Phoebe- Zeitgeist comic strip in Evergreen, Grove Press and even Playboy.

Michael O'Donoghue's perfervid imagination, a Diogenes not with a candle in his hand, but with a candle on the top of his head, the picture of his chained porn queen firmly embedded in te demented seeker's brain, and he had to get her. "Gotta get!"


I had somehow stumbled, after my three novels upon an untenured professorship in English and the porn queen seemed to suddenly apper live as one of my students in a night class.

Professor and the Blue Angel. I was not aware, in those days that women who went to night school risked the House of the Rising Sun, if not serious marital difficulties.

But my Phoebe was more a graduate student, graduate habitue of the House of the Rising Sun. Lately, all the Ho's are taking Creative Writing. At night class. Or so it had seemed to me. And why not? What are you going to do with a plodding statistician husband, and you with all the imgination.?

She told me she was an actress--and what an actress, I later found out as I checked out her VCR's.
I was in love with the BJ queen of Holland Landing.

Ah the professor and the Blue Angel.
Vanya and Phoebe-Zeitgeist.

There was a dungeon in her basement. We would visit it on her off days, when the pimp was away dealing drugs in Edmonton out of little red Toyota trucks.

But it was not me that she sought. It was the idea of me, the tweedy prof, raconteur, classical guitar player (Learned it from Leona Boyd, at least some Ponce preludes). What she really needed was a new pimp, at least one who didn't have to dress up in her clothes, put on her panty-hose, high boots and somewhow finally get himself off.

I was seriously out of my league.

She dumped me for a new pimp. I hardly had the resources. She stopped bedding me, of course, terminating what passed for sex between us.

I still had her in the hippocampus of my groin. I had her smell. "Better easy conquests, said old Herodotus. Better that, or your body will drive you mad as you seek the unattainable."

Yet there I was, in late middle age, the candle on top my head, a character, suddenly out of Michael O'Donoghue.( Mr. O'Donoghue was by now dying of cancer quitting his Saturday Night Live position. Why him? He was, after all, the genius of my quest, the explainer, the interpreter of our time. I was just a follower... With the candle on my head).

Yeah, yeah, it's fun to be a genius, of course, but keep that old candle before the cart.

Listening to Bob Seeger all this time.

Twenty years
Where'd they go
Twenty years, I don't know.
I sit there wonder some times
Where they'd gone.


I beat up the pimp and have scattered the foot-fethishists and lesbian assassins.
The PI side of me.
Had to break it up. Hero in my own novel. But to me she would still not come. She went to others.
Still the candle on my head.

Art imitating life?...I had the spookiest notion that she was art and I was life, not the other way around.


I sit here on a rock, along with my old Bob Seeger and Julian Lennon tapes, my old walkman with me. Daydreaming in the park.

"Sittin' on a pebble by the river playin' guitar
Wonderin' if we'll ever get that far."


Doing the Ivan-man.

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Ivan sez:
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In all deference, F-off!

doubtingthomas said...

Is this pathos? Here is yer man Ivan baring his soul and lettin' it all hang out...only to be "answered" by a spammer. Kind of like the end of "The Old Man and the Sea." Modern times.

ivan said...

I am that Old Man, and that there skeleton is my fish.

Thanks, Tom.

doubtingthomas said...

Ivan,

I sez 'em like I sees 'em. Did the old Cuban dude have groupies....like you do? Maybe he had groupers!

ivan said...

My groupies are so intelligent they travel in universities.
But the joke was good, Tom, on a certain scale.
See you on Yon Kipper--whoops! I'm not married to that woman now.

Josie said...

Ivan, you could have spent your life working in a post office, not knowing what you were missing, but you didn't. You led and interesting life, and still do...!

Mila Mulroney was gorgeous?

Maggie was gorgeous, but Mila...?

Josie

P.S. You have to switch to the new Blogger, so we don't have to log in everytime before we comment.

Donnetta Lee said...

What a life! Are you happy you're living it? Myself, I think there are times that I wouldn't have missed it for the world. Even when the ride was bumpy. Pieces of it I'd like to cut out and throw away, but all in all, tells a good tale. It is what it is. Donnetta

ivan said...

Josie,

Sorry about difficulties accessing my comment space--We should all have Macs and put ourselves out of our misery. Microsoft, people tell me, sucks canal water.
On top of that, I have a Flintstone web site.
Phoned my techies, but they are somewhere in the Rust Belt fixing other people's computers.
Also estranged former soul mate back in town. Oh-oh!
Makes me think of that wonderful TRAIN song,"Drops of Jupiter."
Back from her soul vacation, Hey, Hey.

Let's just hope Blogger is having its Saturday heart murmur and access will be easier tomorrow.
This old site needs a lot of fixing, it's a miracle I even got it up, and I guess we'll just have to creak along with Alpha for a month or two.
I need a Mac! I need an iPod.
...I once knew a stripper whose name was Ineda Mann. Heh.

You're right about Maggie having been cuter than Mila, but Mila when younger was quite the charmer too. That hypnotic smile, that way of managing ambassadors and reporters. Lucky old Muldoon!
Then they gave us lil Ben.

Have you seen footage of Maggie lately? She is crazier than a hoot owl, poor woman. And the kids seem to have fruitcake tendencies.
I guess if I had all that comedy and tragedy around me, I'd be nutty too.
But then there something of old Joe
*&^%# about me too. That little guy out of Al Capp with the black
storm cloud always hanging over his head, the lightning bolt a-chargin'--remember him?
Up until recently, my encounters,even the most innocent ones, have led to diaster.
...Cursed (blessed?) into having an interesting life, I suppose.

Thanks for heroically trying and trying once again to finally succeed in getting a comment through.

I knew you was out there, Maizie!

Thanks.

Ivan

ivan said...

Yes, Donnetta,
I know you have lived some too.

Isn't it funny that that which you love sometimes has a way of snapping back at you.
Reality has a way of coiling back at you.

I have met so many good intelligent people, miles above me, and Wham. They get the wham.
We too get the wham, but somehow, by the grace of some guardian angel, we seem to be made of teflon--knock on arborite!

ivan said...

Yes, Donnetta,
I know you have lived some too.

Isn't it funny that that which you love sometimes has a way of snapping back at you.
Reality has a way of coiling back at you.

I have met so many good intelligent people, miles above me, and Wham. They get the wham.
We too get the wham, but somehow, by the grace of some guardian angel, we seem to be made of teflon--knock on arborite!

Josie said...

Joe Btfsplk. That can’t be you. That’s me...!

ivan said...

Ah, you are pretty tough.

I had this gay friend, intelligent as all-get-out.

I told, him, "You gotta be tough, or you'll end up wrinkled.

He came back with "I just get crinkled."

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