Sunday, February 18, 2007
Meaner than a peach orchard shoat--More idle puns on the word Pig
Year of the Pig.
Why are pig jokes so funny?
Idle and whimsical today, I offer ten headlines with a pig reference.
PIGLET GOES BERSERK. SLAYS EIGHT
GABOAR SISTERS FINGERED IN TRIAL
MIGRUNT WORKERS REBEL
PIGS SUE AFTER " FEELING LIKE A PIG'S TAIL" REMARK
POLICEMAN'S ROCK BAND TERMED "ELECTRIC PORK"
PIG WINS NOBEL FOR "BOAR CONTINUUM" .
"PORKNOY'S COMPLAINT" REGISTERED BY MASTURBATING BOAR
"PRACTICAL PIG" SUES COMMUNISTS
DICK CHANEY DENIES HE'S MEAN. "I AM NOT A PEACH ORCHARD SHOAT."
PIG DISGRUNTLED AFTER OPERATION
Well, that's my contribution to the Year of the Pig today.
Confucious say, "Foolish man give wife grand piano.
Smahht man give wife stiff, upright Ohhgan."
...I know. I am beyond redemption.