But then I have spent some time in Missouri, and I have to be shown.
Went up the Mississippi and tried fish noodling on my own.
Eat your heart out, JR Tomlinson, who is in a "fishing match" with me.
Heaven for bid there should now be a culture derby, a short -hair count, and the inevitable anxieties of competition:
a) Stronger than me?
b) Smarter than me?
c) Less odd
Sienna says we should all visit her ranch in Victoria, Australia, but if you think Sienna is mean with all her big fish stories, you should check out the size of her pets.
I'll noodle a fish, but I'll be darned if I have to make it with a kangaroo.