Sunday, February 14, 2010
Would you believe I once dated the Gidget girl on the right, Betty Conner?...Now I'm the middle aged lothario on the right.
Ah the joy of paparazzo.
Nowadays I'm like "Clark Bent" out of MAD magazine. Superman no more.
Barfly at singles bar, hobbling from spittoon to spittoon.
...Get backhanders from beautiful women, with their talk balloons, "CREEP!"
Gotta get the old 35mm out.
Used to be paparazzo.
Now just an old azzo.
Foxy chicks. Gotta photograph. Gotta get.
But all I get is "CREEP!"
But happy Valentine's Day everybody.