Sunday, May 16, 2010
Pimp my write
Durn. I did it again.
Wrote what I thought was a blog full of ubanity and wit, including references to myself as The Scarlet Pimpernell of publishing and zog! Lost the whole thing in cyberpace.
A monomaniac, I wrote the column again from scratch--is it my pinky hitting the wrong spaces?-- and lost it again.
I remember my days in Air Force basic training.
Sgt: "Buck up, f*ck-up!"
Well, at least the F*ck-up has some pictures--actually a great one of a l790 Scarlet Pimpernell. Ooh. Simply!
But my intention, really was to be a book pimp.
No, not a Detroit pimp--Sorry Mark I really meant to talk about your book, but I found something on the internet that was hilarious. To wit:
Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day crack habit?
I digress, but I'm still chuckling over that one.
Anyway my vanished blog was about pimping books.
My friends' books and one of my own.
I lost the damn blog to do with this, but you can at least check out the artwork above.