Sunday, October 31, 2010
It's Halloween, and I'm a horse, thinking he is a stud.
It's Halloween, and I fear my art has come to this:
Old horse masturbating in his stall.
Doing he steel-toe quatruped shuffle.
Thwack of two-foot long penis against belly.
Oh to be prehensile, like a Houyhnhnm out of Gullivers Travels.
Holding between hoof and pastern.
Look ma, no hands.
Not hard to conjure for myself as the image of an old horse.
Or the image of a poet.
Which I are not.
To which I soon get a letter:
What is horse masturbating?
Just very curious lol.
Bcuz every time i get my gelding out and when i groom him and get ready to ride, his penis comes out and he bounces it on his stomach. It confusing me.
(Me in my degenerate old age):
That was no horse. It was me, the stall-stooper.
And if I catch ya.....