There has been a spate of documentaries on public television of late. Evolution, yes. And generations of Leakeys, "leakeypants" and maidens in middens. And the august Dr. Suzuki seems to think there were hobbits in Malaysia.
This led me to research tirelessly until, with scrupulous scholarship, I came across this comment on one of the scientific papers.
Speaking of evolution, why is it that girl's bums look like peaches? Is it for the same reason that bananas look like dicks?
# posted by Jagd Kunst : Wednesday, March 08, 2006
The quest for truth. We flinch not, neither do we falter.
If you don't know peaches, you don't know dick.
And I don't know Llamas from lamas.
But watching the behaviour of those cute lamas, I would surely address them as "your horniness."