Monday, April 01, 2013

NEWMARKET--
Ever vigilant Regional Chariman Bill Fisch 
was forced to call in the Navy for a minesweeper to patrol Fairy Lake for periscope wakes.
"Glasnost or no glasnost, those Russkies are up  to no good," he said through his gas mask, while scouring the millpond with his binoculars for torpedo wakes.
First to respond was Rodney M. Fairy, after whose family the lake was named. He suggested an immediate launching of a Flower Class corvette to depth charge   those submariners down there... "and their godawful fashion statements. "Outrageus bear hats with stars on them! "It's those  fur shapkas the commanders wear. How P.C.!
"And the brutality of those clumsy  podvodnaya lotka    boots."
 
Newmarket citizens have been issued binoculars and gas masks and remakes  of the movie,
 "The Russians Are Coming, The Russians are Coming."
 
"That will teach them, said Rodney. "They will be blown ashore!
 

8 comments:

Charles Gramlich said...

I knew the Russkies were lulling us into a false sense of security.

ivan@creartivewriting.ca said...

They sure is.

...And in reality, over here on Canadian TV,There is a Russian-based anti-Fox network called RT, or Russian Television.
It's in English and seems to state that all of FOX news, and all of Congress as well-- is full of familiar substance :)

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